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 Do you love America?
         Too much, I still don't buy English Tea
        No, I am a filthy communist


 What do you love the most about America?
	
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	We(NSA) are great listeners?
        We provide food, water and shelter(prison) to 2.3 million people.
        We take care of our minorities(Billionaires)
        Because Goerge Washington didn't chop the cherry tree in Poland and  Aberham Lincoln didn't free the slaves in Canada.


 Why did George Washington chop down the cherry tree?
	
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	It smelled like a socialist
        It was reading Karl Marx
        It looked like Obama
        It sprouted from a seed that was sold by a smelly Frenchman
        
      
Who was the biggest Influence on the creation of America?
        
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        A flaming bald eagle on the back of a drunk dragon
        Wal-Mart
        The French(Trick Question)
        Steven Taylor

Why does America rock the hardest while it rolls the gentlest?
         
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         We all rock hard from birth and are taught how to be gentle
         Because we say so
         We don't rock harder(Trick Question)
         America

America
         
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         America?
         America....
         America(Trick Question)
         America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        

     


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